As previously mentioned in my autobiography, I wrote several short stories as a child. One of my favorites is called “The Leprechaun’s Pepper Soup,” which I published (turned into my teacher) on March 31, 1994 at the age of 9. I’ve typed it up, scanned in the illustrations and provided commentary. WARNING: this story may not be suitable for young viewers, as it contains mature content, including theft, murder and cannibalism.
I hope you have lived your life up to this point in accordance with the morals of this story. I’m pretty sure I have.