¡Hola mis amigos! Oh wait, I should probably switch back to English. In case you’re [most likely not] wondering, the blog has taken a back seat recently because a) I’ve been using every last drop of free time to paint my bedroom and bathroom and b) I’ve just returned from a far away land where I got to lay on the beach and brush up on the ol’ Español. Now that I’m sitting comfortably in my painted room, I can finally get back to blogging.
So…it’s search term time! I’ve gone through and picked out some more of my favorite search terms that have led people to my site. I’ve copied and pasted these terms verbatim, typos and all.
“my prince charming is a pot smoker”- Oh, how delightful. I’m sure Cinderella would be jealous.
“marie osmond starting to look like tammy faye baker”- ouch!
“eww your a cheap girl on facebook”- Eww, you can’t spell.
“loaded diaper plastic pants”- That is disgusting.
“why cant he say anything nice just says hes cool with that”- I think this is where I’m supposed to say he’s just not that into you.
“!carly.com”- Some tween hoped to find the site for the TV show “iCarly” and got this instead. Poor, poor girl.
“lasagna humour”- I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Garfield probably cornered that market awhile back.
“society of wal-mart haters”- Where do I sign up?
“compression stockings mom helped me wear them”- Ah, yes…mother/daughter bonding at its best.
“strange yet beautiful facebook quotes“- I’ll certainly agree with the “strange” part.
“i can’t can’t sleep i scare myself“- This could have been a great ‘80’s song.
“are the maury dna results fake”- I’m sure a lot of men would be really happy if that were the case.
Since I’ve been hoarding search terms for about 6 months, I’ll have more to share soon. If you want to read the first round of search terms, click on this pretty, fancy link.