¡Hola mis amigos! Oh wait, I should probably switch back to English. In case you’re [most likely not] wondering, the blog has taken a back seat recently because a) I’ve been using every last drop of free time to paint my bedroom and bathroom and b) I’ve just returned from a far away land where I got to lay on the beach and brush up on the ol’ Español. Now that I’m sitting comfortably in my painted room, I can finally get back to blogging.
So…it’s search term time! I’ve gone through and picked out some more of my favorite search terms that have led people to my site. I’ve copied and pasted these terms verbatim, typos and all.
“my prince charming is a pot smoker”- Oh, how delightful. I’m sure Cinderella would be jealous.
“marie osmond starting to look like tammy faye baker”- ouch!
“eww your a cheap girl on facebook”- Eww, you can’t spell.
“loaded diaper plastic pants”- That is disgusting.
“why cant he say anything nice just says hes cool with that”- I think this is where I’m supposed to say he’s just not that into you.
“!carly.com”- Some tween hoped to find the site for the TV show “iCarly” and got this instead. Poor, poor girl.
“lasagna humour”- I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Garfield probably cornered that market awhile back.
“society of wal-mart haters”- Where do I sign up?
“compression stockings mom helped me wear them”- Ah, yes…mother/daughter bonding at its best.
“strange yet beautiful facebook quotes“- I’ll certainly agree with the “strange” part.
“i can’t can’t sleep i scare myself“- This could have been a great ‘80’s song.
“are the maury dna results fake”- I’m sure a lot of men would be really happy if that were the case.
Since I’ve been hoarding search terms for about 6 months, I’ll have more to share soon. If you want to read the first round of search terms, click on this pretty, fancy link.
Glad you’re back! I’m working on several search term posts. Those terms are just too funny not to share. My favorite…lasagna humour. There’s just not enough good pasta humor out there in the world, let alone humor specifically designated for lasagna.
Thanks Paprika! I don’t even think I could come up with a lasagna joke if I tried. I’m curious what lasagna humor is out there that we’re missing out on.
I’m still laughing! Gah…I must really consider going public, if nothing else than for the good laugh for those search results. Maybe on my anniversary next year.
REALLY? “Tammy Faye” brought someone to your blog??? Thank you for sharing all of that. I do believe people typing searches on the Internet is far more entertaining than a cat whacked on catnip.
Oh you should definitely go public. The search terms make me laugh almost daily. I had no idea search terms would be visible when I started blogging. It’s turned out to be a great bonus!
I can’t believe you went to the beach without me. Hmph!
Welcome back! Will there be more painting pics?
Oh, I guess you didn’t get the invite I sent…that darn mail system.
I might put up a painting pic or two soon. I’ll have to wait until I get off my lazy bum and clean up some.
Nothing makes you appreciate a drink with an umbrella in it with your toes in the sand, like painting a bathroom.
Exactly! I made myself finish the painting before the trip so I could enjoy myself even more. And I was exhausted.
Bathrooms are among the worst to paint…all cutting in and trim work…especially difficult in my case as I am 6’3″ and not a contortionist
Haha! I can’t even imagine trying to do that as a tall person. I was standing and crouching and falling all over the place. Now I know why people pay for painting. It’s so time consuming.
I dont mind doing it, just not too often…it’s one of those jobs which reminds me why I went to college
Yeah, I like to space out my painting projects by a year or so. Plenty of time to forget how I said “I’ll never do this again.”
Also plenty of time to get used to the color which looked so great on the little card but kind of “ehh” on the wall
Oh yes, those color cards are incredibly deceptive.
…and dont get me started on faux finishes…
I can’t imagine having enough time in my life that I could sit down and search for “marie osmond starting to look like tammy faye baker”…
Me too! Although I guess I did have enough time to mention Marie Osmond in a post…
You know, Marie Osmond IS starting to look like Tammy Faye. Also, while I’ve been regularly called Prince Charming, I had no idea someone was trying to find me via internet search–thanks, Curly Carly!
Haha! That’s awesome. I’ll start sending the women in search of pot smoking princes to your site.
My favorite is the 80′s anthem, I can hear it in my head already!!
Same here! I’m getting a mix of some Michael Jackson song and Jessie Spano’s freakout moment on Saved by the Bell when she took too many caffeine pills.
Wow, your search comments are way more interesting than mine (apart from the time I posted about fellas having saggy nut sack issues, that was a doozy!)
I think the more random the post, the stranger the search terms. If things get boring around here I might start throwing in random words to get some more variety.
And I thought I was the only one who looked at the search terms for their blog! Mine crack me up as well!
It’s the best part!
I loooooooooooooove search terms! I’ve been collecting them too. So many giggles to be had!
I think WordPress needs to use the search terms function as a way to attract new bloggers. I didn’t know you could even view search terms until I started my blog.
“loaded diaper plastic pants”. Hahahahaha!
hilarious.
glad you enjoyed your vacation, and your painting. I might be painting soon- or paying my kid to do it. (no child labour- he’s 16, fully old enough to be exploited, and happy to take my money).
curious- how do you find your search terms?
Shoot, my parents would’ve made me paint without pay. Your son is lucky!
Your search terms are on your “site stats” page. Hover over the “Dashboard” item on the left of your screen and get to “site stats” from there.